Some reactions to “I think I have an infectious mononucleosis.”
I: “Do you really have mono???? Uh well that’s a serious sickness that can last a long time. Just want to make sure you’re ok.”
II: “Did you just simply google sorethroat and put infectious mononucleosis on your status? Don’t you wanna know what it is? How it transmitted and all?”
III: “Stop kissing strippers!!!”
And of course, the doctor diagnosed that it wasn’t the case at all.