How do you beat up a monkey with a hammer? How do you beat up a guy holding a slice of pizza? How do you beat up the Batman? How do you beat up the A-Team’s B.A. Baracus? If you haven’t done anything like these since you’re too afraid or because of other reasons, try to find some guidances on this how-to website. It covers quite a lot of opponents, starting from a lion tamer to the olympian Michael Phelps. How useful is that?