Mark Twain: “Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.”

I have the best view: you.

“Map me no maps, Sir: my head is a map, a map of the whole world.”

“When it’s breezy, hit it easy.”

Today I just want to spend, spend and spend.

“Hey pretty baby get high with me, we can go to my sister’s if we say we’ll watch the baby.”